You just keep ****ing into the wind Beancounter. You need to step up
your hate America campaign by packing up and going to work to get the
UNLV coach's kid elected to the Senate from Nevada, That Dean fella
is
supporting Tarkington's kid.
At least thats what some of my junk mail says.

See? We are here to help.Now, to help we need to know a little more
about you, we call them diagnostics. Ready? No tall tales now. OK


So tell me: What sounds like the most fun to you? In rank order, by
Alpha Beta Carotene.
1) Being invited to the Aryan Nations Sleepover
2) Watching a viseo of the Christian Warrior Games
3) Shooting a mess of prairie dogs from a jeep
4) Filling in overnight with the new youth pastor
5) Signing 300 Form 1040s
6) Reading Mien Kampf in the original
7) Building a new fence around the compound
8) Coming out for 2 days straight
9) Wearing Auntie's black cocktail dress
10) Running over some homeless guy


Why?


Okayyyyy. Very good Richard. Be assured that we will be getting back
to you soon. And of course you will find the answers to any questions
you may have in the packet. I'll be needing your building key-pass
card, now. And be sure to clear your personal items from your work
station by close of business today.


Dave