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Old December 6th, 2003, 05:39 AM
Wolfgang
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Default Fly rods in the US


"Greg Pavlov" wrote in message
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On Fri, 05 Dec 2003 21:10:45 GMT, "Bill Kiene"
wrote:


I am usually addressing fly fishers in the US, so I am sorry if you

mistook
my intensions and information.


What was the intention of that statement ?


Ahem.......as a bona fide English major (we're always here when you need
us!), I believe I can shed a bit of light on what appears (at a glance) to
be a rather cryptic statement. After carefully parsing Bill's sentence and
then reassembling it sans superfluous misdirection, paternalistic horse****,
condescension, bigotry, hate, alcoholic incomprehensibility (and at such a
tender hour of the day!), chauvinistic jingoism, and outright deceit, it is
clear that his intention was to foster international goodwill, collegiality,
informed tolerance and, most of all, a universal understanding of the
benefits of bowing to the wisdom and magnanimity of the shrewd but humble
American small businessman who, if he were only acknowledged and emulated,
would lead the world down the bright and only true path to enlightenment and
warm fuzzy feelings toward all deserving human beings
(excluding.....naturally.....spicks, wogs, ******s, bohunks, polacks, hebes,
heinies, wetbacks, commies, fags, dykes, mackerel snappers, swedes, and
presbyterians......*).

Hope this helps......and it certainly should.

Wolfgang
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