Sit down Mr Beancounter. We are here to help.
Now, to help we need to know a little more about you, we call them
diagnostics. Ready?
No tall tales now.
OK Time.

So tell me: IN the list below
What activity sounds like the most fun to you?
And now for the other activities,
In rank order please,

1) Being invited to the Aryan Nations Sleepover
2) Watching a video of the Christian Warrior Games while sitting on a
rubber sheet.
3) Shooting a mess of prairie dogs from a jeep
4) Filling in overnight with the new youth pastor
5) Signing 300 Form 1040s
6) Reading Mien Kampf in the original
7) Building a new fence around the compound
8) Coming out for 2 days straight
9) Wearing Auntie's black cocktail dress
10) Running over some homeless guy
11) Pretending you flyfish
12) Pretending you can read and write


Why?


Okayyyyy. Very good Richard.
You are free to go now
Be assured that we will be getting back
to you soon. And of course you will find the answers to any questions
you may have in the packet. I'll be needing your building key-pass
card, now. Yes, NOW.
And be sure to clear your personal items from your work station by
close of business today.
Yes. yes you can keep the ball point pen.


Dave