On Feb 20, 12:07*am, "John B" wrote:
"Giles" wrote in message

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On Feb 18, 10:20 pm, "John B" wrote:





The first time it happened some many years ago, the Credit Union send two
week notices to everyone that they were changing banks and would receive
new
checks in the mail with the proper routing numbers and such...I was out of
the country.

The second time it happened was just a few days ago and I still haven't
figured out just how it came to be...what I see today is not how I learned
to prepare a statement back in 1970...

In any event, it averages out to one bounced check every thirty
years...and
I know the life spans of the men in my family. And as much as I want to, I
do not think I shall live to bounce another..

Now, there are LAWS of THIS and THAT and HYDRAULICS and GRAVITY and
AVERAGES
and I got to wondering, if they indeed be laws....and if I indeed
deliberately bounced a couple of more checks.....

....would I live longer?

John

^95% of fatal accidents occur within five miles of home. *Checks or no
&^checks, I'd say its about time for you to get the hell out of Dodge.

giles
*who knows a nice spot among the trees to camp for a week of chasing
{trouts and basses in the coulee country come the dog days of summer.

If you only knew how good that sounds...if it wasn't for spring I would
shoot myself every winter,...

john

And you, like so many of us, are getting to an age where such a policy
would eventually result in substantial ammunition costs.

giles
yet another reason to be depressed......one of those vicious circle
thingies.