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Old February 24th, 2010, 04:24 AM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
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Default Fly test questions

On Tue, 23 Feb 2010 17:27:03 -0800 (PST), "
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1. Is there an advantage of using 6X tippets over 8X tippets?


You can hang heavier lawyers...

2. What are several ways to decrease drag?


Take off your snow studs and Fed-Ex 'em to Louie, grease your nipples, and don't
hot-dog if you've got the ****in' gold medal wrapped up...

3. Are dry flies better than wet flies?


Um...one word: puss...er, cats...

4. Do fish target the eyes of its prey when they strike?


No, that's crane-style ginsu...haven't you seen Kill Bill Vol. 6 1/2, dude...

HTH,
Karnac
....my Wagnalls has some serious old-skool funk...unfortunately, it's in a
mayonnaise jar...