On Mar 9, 2:13*pm, MajorOz wrote:

My version involved the guy at the bar with a foot tall piano player
in a basket.

During an interview, Artur Rubinstein was once called upon to settle
one of the great burning musical questions of the age. "Are you a PEE-
anist or a pi-AN-ist?" he was asked. The maestro replied, "I'm a
piano player."

giles
who supposes that this one, like ira gershwin's favorite joke,
generally does better orally than it does in print.