"Giles" wrote in message
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On Mar 9, 2:13 pm, MajorOz wrote:

My version involved the guy at the bar with a foot tall piano player
in a basket.

During an interview, Artur Rubinstein was once called upon to settle
one of the great burning musical questions of the age. "Are you a PEE-
anist or a pi-AN-ist?" he was asked. The maestro replied, "I'm a
piano player."

giles
who supposes that this one, like ira gershwin's favorite joke,
generally does better orally than it does in print.



Giles,
You're right mate and it has to be told with a strong American accent, good
joke all the same.

Rob.