"George Cleveland" schrieb im Newsbeitrag
...
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and
were standing in the lobby discussing their recent
tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came
out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?"
they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't
stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

g.c.

Speaking of chestnuts;

Two guys out fishing a lake, in a boat.

The guy in the bow hooks something and hauls it in. It turns out to be an
old bottle.

He rubs some of the muck off it, and out pops a genie!

"Thanks very much for releasing me" says the genie. " You can have one wish
for anything you like".

"Oh right" the guy replies. "We just drank the last beer. Can you turn this
whole lake into beer?".

"No problem" says the genie, turns the whole lake into beer, and then
disappears in a puff of smoke.

"You bloody fool!", the other guy says to his mate. "Why did you do that?".

"Fool?", says the first guy, "We got a lake full of beer!"

"Yes", his companion replies, "but now we´ll have to **** in the boat!".

TL
MC