On Mar 20, 4:13*pm, David LaCourse wrote:
On 2010-03-20 15:21:05 -0400, Giles said:





1. *Don't wipe your nose with Velcro.

A couple of weeks ago, while working in the woods on a relatively warm
and sunny day, I found myself in a situation we've all been in many
times. *Needed to wipe my nose. *A quick check of pockets revealed no
scraps of napkin, paper towel, or other suitable remedy. *But I was
wearing thin leather work gloves. *Good enough.....

Well, I'd forgotten that the gloves had Veclro closure straps at the
wrist. * * *

That stuff HURTS! *The next twenty minutes saw many pauses in the work
to blot blood off the end of my nose.

And then, while thinking of other things, I absently mindedly wiped my
nose......again. *That **** hurts just as much the second time.

2. *?

giles

Numbskull.

Dave

2. If you see a sign on the ground with the words "TRAP HERE!"
printed in big block letters.......do not leap as high as you can and
land on it with both feet.

Moron.

g.
o.k., everyone who doubted the inevitability of this little
exchange.....stand up and be counted.