On 2010-03-20 18:42:33 -0400, Giles said:

On Mar 20, 5:21*pm, David LaCourse wrote:
On 2010-03-20 18:15:26 -0400, Giles said:





On Mar 20, 4:13*pm, David LaCourse wrote:
On 2010-03-20 15:21:05 -0400, Giles said:

1. *Don't wipe your nose with Velcro.

A couple of weeks ago, while working in the woods on a relatively war
m
and sunny day, I found myself in a situation we've all been in many
times. *Needed to wipe my nose. *A quick check of pockets reveale
d
no
scraps of napkin, paper towel, or other suitable remedy. *But I was
wearing thin leather work gloves. *Good enough.....

Well, I'd forgotten that the gloves had Veclro closure straps at the
wrist. * * *

That stuff HURTS! *The next twenty minutes saw many pauses in the w
or
k
to blot blood off the end of my nose.

And then, while thinking of other things, I absently mindedly wiped m
y
nose......again. *That **** hurts just as much the second time.

2. *?

giles

Numbskull.

Dave

2. *If you see a sign on the ground with the words "TRAP HERE!"
printed in big block letters.......do not leap as high as you can and
land on it with both feet.

Moron.

g.
o.k., everyone who doubted the inevitability of this little
exchange.....stand up and be counted. * * * *

d;o)

Nitwit

Dave
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3. For many people, the best (because the only) way to avoid the
pitfalls life has to offer is to lie down.....and
die.....quietly.....now.

You know what I mean.

g.

Who? Me? It won't be long now, Wolfgang, and then perhaps, just
perhaps, you will breathe a happy breath. Hey, it would make me happy
to see you happy. Really, it would. I have never seen anyone as
miserable as you in my 72 years on this great earth. If my death would
make you happy, well, I shall remember that. Maybe even put it on my
tombstone. "Wolfgang is now happy" Sort of cryptic, but I will keep
the secret. d;o)

Dave