On 4/1/2010 9:30 AM, Frank Reid © 2010 wrote:
On Apr 1, 7:50 am, wrote:
On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 07:17:34 -0500, Ken Fortenberry

wrote:
I thought it was an April Fool's joke when I heard on NPR
that on May 1st Omaha is the center of the universe and they
quoted a guy saying, "Why would anyone want to be in Paris
on May 1st when they could be in Omaha ?"

I swear I am not making this up.

Woodstock for Capitalists, I kid you not.

Maybe you misheard? Perhaps they said "sphincter" of the universe...? As to
the guy and why he'd want to be in a sphincter as opposed to Paris, two words:
"Mike Connor"...

HTH,
R
...and yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, he's gonna call Inspector Clouseau...

It will be more expensive to fly from NYC to Omaha than to Paris.
Airlines have raised their rates for those trips. They're bringing in
limos from St Louis, Phoenix, Chicago and Denver. Its good to be
king.
Frank Reid
(who thinks he can make some money by renting out his spare bedroom
for the weekend)

there's a voyeur club in omaha? damn!

jeff