Billy Payne: You goddamn golfers you really make me laugh.
I do you a favor and take Tiger in when you're
having a bad time, and now you're gonna try and whine !

PGA: You took Tiger in because the PGA bankrolls your country club.
Now we're talking business, lets talk business.

Billy Payne: Yeah, let's talk business. You think you can come to my
Masters and take over? I talked to Mickleson - I can
make a deal with him, and still keep a TV audience for
the Masters.

PGA: Is that why you slapped Tiger around in public ?

Billy Payne: I got a Masters to run. I gotta kick asses sometimes to
make it run right. We had a little argument, Tiger and
me, so I had to straighten him out.

PGA: You straightened Tiger out?

Billy Payne: He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players
couldn't get a drink at the table! Whats the matter with
you ?

--
Ken Fortenberry