Overheard this weekend: bunch of senior fly fishermen on a bench by
the lake with about 20 jet skis lined up in front of them on the
beach. "How much does one of those cost?" "'Bout 7 to 12K depending on
the options." "No, not the jet ski, one of those in the black bikini."
"'Bout 10 times that much per year, depending on the options."

Frank Reid