On Mon, 09 Aug 2010 12:47:07 -0500, Ken Fortenberry
wrote:

As a tribute to RicKKK Dean and his roff lawyer Terrible
Tommie the Tooth Slayer I have acquired a Citgo gas card.

Ahaha-chuckle-snicker-snort-BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'd advise that you wear the
friggin' numbers off of it....hee-hee-hee...

I'm going to hide it somewhere in the old fishing wagon
so I always have an emergency card with which to buy gas
if I do something stupid like lose a wallet off the roof.

Aw, shucks, don't let it sit around to only get used when you do something
stupid... I mean, once or twice a day won't cut it - get out there and use the
bejeebers out of it...

Oh, geez, you REALLY don't have a clue, do you,
R
....lemme guess - next, you plan to have "I heart Reagan" tattooed on your
forehead in an effort to upset Louie...