On Sep 24, 9:11*am, Frank Reid © 2010 wrote:
I take it the Rangers were looking for a bear with a courgette(as we call
them) jammed firmly where the sun don't shine :-)

Courgette. *Isn't that a young cougar? *Then again, they're not
cougars if they're young. *Mayhaps its what cougars use?
Frank Reid
(hey, we're getting into triple entendres tonight)

Used to be a joke in Maine:

Some tourist noticed that locals left their cars and houses unlocked
all the time. He asked "Do you always leave your cars unlocked around
here?" The local answered "Yep, 'xcept in September."

"Oh, why's that? Tourists and the like who come up for the fall colors
and steal stuff?"

"Nope. If you leave it unlocked in September, when you come out of the
store, some neighbor's filled it with zucchini."

--riverman
(never said it was funny)