On 2010-10-11 15:17:16 -0400, Todd said:

On 10/10/2010 04:20 PM, Frank Reid © 2010 wrote:
I also hope, for Jeff's sake, that MY dog is okay.

This is his wife, Rachel, signing off.

Hi Rachel,

There is a little, tiny chance he did it
on, well, purpose, to extend the fishing trip.
Cold would not be a factor. (In "guy land" that
is considered having a good time.)

So, when he next stands before you trying
to explain why he had to stay longer, you are
allow to give him a incredulous look (rained eyebrow,
tapping fingers) and secretly enjoy the yarn he spins.

And remember, any woman that can love a dog, can
also love a husband, for four reasons:

1) We are always hungry
2) We always want to play
3) We don't talk
4) We don't listen to a single word you say.

-T

My gawd you are an insufferable nitwit.