"Guyz-N-Flyz" wrote in message
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"Wayne Harrison" wrote in message
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um, if i were you, given your empirical, um, sexual environment, i
would
recommend driving to morganton every single night of the week, and spend
two
hours on one side of the street where waldo's is located, and two hours
on
the other, going from one bar/restaurant to the other.. based on my
observations this may, you will hit paydirt (charming euphomisim, eh?)
about
ten days down the road.

and tell her wayno said hello...

An old indian adds--or just go across highway on Tuesday night to Holiday
Inn bar and sit next to big blond on second bar stool on the left----buy her
a drink---talk to her about the music--buy her a drink--talk to her about
fly fishing--buy her a drink---tell her how good she looks- buy her a
drink --tell her you are just passing thru town coming from your wife's
funeral and you think you will just get a room and drink your bottle of jack
danials all by yourself-you are so lonely--