On Jan 3, 12:15*am, "john b" wrote:
"Giles" *wrote in message

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On Jan 1, 10:21 pm, Todd wrote:

Condescending One,

* * Inquiring minds would like an update on your trees.
How did they survive the blizzard? *Not too many
broken limbs I hope?

t.

I assume the blizzard you're referring to is the one that recently
tore through the northeastern United States. *I don't live there.
And I don't have any trees.

One can only hope that paying attention isn't what you do best,
because you do it abysmally.

Moron.

g.

If not yours, whose? *Granted, they are not mine....but they are across the
road from *me and I sweep that portion of the road and keep it clean and all
those know that by god if they knock off a bunch of bananas they had best
leave a few on the table on my porch.

My immediate neighbors know me and smile.....the rest think I am some crazy
white man who is best not disturbed and I rather like it like that.

Although I could picture it, it was with great difficulty - white coat and
dissecting lab rats and all...flannel shirts and red suspenders - Paul
Bunyanesq - come to mind quite easily.

You may, if it pleases your paisley ass, picture me as dang near clean
shaven, shorn of my locks, wearing flip flops and walking along the beach
trying to entice young maidens to my cabana.....

...and if I have somehow managed to ruffle your feathers while bringing that
grin to your lips...

...it's going to one heck of a new year....

john

So, which country, island, backwater, non-extradition land are you in
this time? From the sounds of it, I'm thinking you're not down the
road from U.P. Chucks.
Frank Reid
And a happy new year and winter/summer solstice to you.