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Old March 22nd, 2011, 01:03 PM posted to rec.outdoors.fishing.fly
Giles
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Default The time has come, the walrus said,

On Mar 21, 11:17*pm, ConwayRadis wrote:

WTF *does this irrelevant babbling about felling a MF-Tree have to do with
FISHING?????

I know, It's the 'old woman' in you that just can't resist the opportunity
to go on, and on, about a nothing topic. *All you need, you Old Bitch, is
just the least bit of an chance to start up that super charged motor mouth
of yours, and spew out from here to eternity!

Babble on you crusty old witch!!


Some interesting questions and observations there. And I'm sure that
we could collectively address them satisfactorily if you would give us
an idea of why it hurts so much to be you. I mean, we already know
that it's not simply rank stupidity. We see enough of that here just
about every day to know that its possessors, though intellectually and
morally crippled, nevertheless manage to get through most days without
doing themselves any obvious debilitating damage. Not to say that
they don't suffer from obvious debilitating damage.....but we rarely
see any incremental increase in that damage on any given day. Well,
o.k., it isn't exactly "rarely," but you know what I mean.

So, what is it? Do you have disgusting habits that you simply cannot
give up despite knowing that the world disapproves? Do you have
thoughts and desires that would cause family and neighbors to stone
you to death if you ever gave vent to them? Is it guilt over heinous
acts committed in childhood.....or well into whatever semblance of
adulthood an overly generous observer might be willing to ascribe to
you? Are you utterly incapable of face to face encounters with human
beings? Are you paralyzed by fear at the mere thought of engaging in
something as portentous as idle chatter? Are you possessed of a
visage that sends women and small children shrieking into the cold
dark night? Do you eat boogers? Do you carry your bottle-cap
collection in your anus?

Give us just a few little hints. We'll see what we can do for you.

g.