Wayne Harrison top posted:
....but, tom says to himself, i treasure the unharmed condition of my
kneecaps...

And so it starts, the inexorable slide into senility and adult
Pampers. The first signs are seemingly insignificant; a hitch
in the step, a little top posting to roff, but the trained eye
can't help but shed a sympathetic tear.

Oh, how the mighty is falling.

--
Ken Fortenberry