In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more people who
send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capitalization.


For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the
following statement. "Capitalization is the difference between helping your
Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Is everybody clear on that?

I know it's hard (no plun intended), but capitalize. On second thought
-- don't. We love you as you are.

Dave