On 05/20/2011 08:51 AM, Ken Fortenberry wrote:
I'd be happy to give a home to the fly fishing gear of all those
who are going to be "raptured" tomorrow. Just respond via email. ;-)


There was nothing in scripture to support their claim to knowing the
date of the rapture. Jesus Himself said He did not know the date, only
the Father... If some preacher claims to know what Jesus does not..?

Kinda thin ice, there.

Me? I just want to fish some of the nymphs I tied over the winter. I had
some luck already with a #16 brassie and had fresh trout for dinner.

OK, it was only a stocked 9 1/2 inch rainbow, but it was a trout.

Served up with rice cooked in chicken stock, and green beans.
And a squeeze of fresh lemon juice.

'Cause on the way back home with a dead trout in a plastic grocery bag
in the back seat, I decided to buy a lemon.

Yeah, we fly-fishermen are just plain weird that way. Who else has ever
had to vacuum muskrat fur out of their living-room carpets?