OK, let's see if anyone is still here...
Frank Church wrote:
Four married guys go fishing.
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The bad guys have captured the Lone Ranger, have him naked on the
ground, and are about to shoot him. "Do you have any last wishes??",
one of them asks.
"Bring my horse, Silver, over here.", the Lone Ranger replies.
They grant his wish and over comes Silver. The Lone Ranger whispers
for a moment into Silver's ear. Then Silver disappears over the
horizon like lightning. He returns in just a few seconds with a big,
beautiful woman in the saddle. She hops off Silver, strips naked and
in short order she and the Lone Ranger enjoy themselves to the utmost,
much to the delight of the bad guys.
When they've finished, another bad guy says, "That looked like good
fun. Do you have any other last wishes??"
"Yes ..bring my horse, Silver, over here one more time.", the Long
Ranger replies.
Silver approaches, and the Long Ranger whispers into his ear, "You
idiot! I said bring POSSE!"
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Ken Fortenberry - still here
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