"Ken Fortenberry" wrote in message
Original lame joke seen on Usenet:

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.
After a few minutes of speaking he says, I will now answer any
questions you have.
snip

Actually, this go-around is about the third or fourth incarnation of this
joke I've seen. I'm wondering if it doesn't have roots even farther back
than GHWB (the first time I heard it).

And, top posting aside, Lou is a helluva nice guy, FWIW. :-)

Joe F.