"Danl" wrote in message
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THE proper Christmas dinner was, is , and always will be; Roasted turkey
(without any sordid aberrations of mixtures of *anything* stuffed in its
body cavity), mashed taters, giblet gravy (made from scratch and
containing
none of that smoke-in-the-bottle crap), a pan of cornbread dressing (made
with about a cup of homegrown sage), cranberry sauce (the kind that comes
in
a can and wiggles like Jello), and for dessert a pumpkin pie and that red
Jello dish with all that stringy stuff in it.

Piffle. Hash brownies and egg nog for breakfast. Then eat anything (and
everything) you can find the rest of the day. Hint: hide the hash brownies
because it's *bad* if that's all you have to eat...
--
Stan Gula
http://gula.org/roffswaps