Bill Kiene wrote:

A lady reported to the sheriff that it was parked in front of her house for
over a day with no license plates.

Traded old tires, old battery, took new spare, took lots of plastic parts,
cell phone and all paper work in glove box.

What do you drive, Bill? A well-maintained Dodge Dart? :-)

You MAY be a redneck IF -- your tires and battery are worth more than
the rest of your car.

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