jeff (poltically struggling with all such stuff ever since atomic-based
Coordinated Universal Time was implemented in 1972, superseding the
astronomically determined Greenwich Mean Time.)

In that case, how 'bout "leap second sucking conservatives?" I mean, we
need some consistency here. Since 1999, we've lost the leap second.
Hmmm, conservatives rise to power, leap second disappears.
Coincidence? I don't think so. I think the neo-cons are cooking the
atomic clock in their favor. They don't want the tofu-sucking liberals
to have one more second to prove the conspiracy theories right.
Frank Reid (who's seen a tofu in his cross hairs but could kill
something that ugly)