In article , Wayne
wrote:

How are you going to manage a handful of new rod cases, a sack of chicken
feathers, new "spill proof" waders, 32 rolls of $7.62 discontinued fly line,
a tie-dyed Andylusian Mountain Goat carcass (unskinned), and a dozen
Patagonian Flying Squirrel tails dyed grizzly while your hands are full with
those crutches??

I'm afraid I'm going to hear the words "Oh' Porter" fairly often from
Frank. Of course I'll be getting a few pieces of fur and feather myself
for the troubles of toting him and his wares.

Allen