Since caffeine is a stimulant and you DEFINITELY can't have stimulants; then
you should have no problems with depressants. Perhaps your hydration system
filled with a carbonated DEPRESSANT beverage and strapped to your crutch
might ease the pain. Lightening that heavy load built up in your wallet
might help also!
--
Wayne
To Fish is Human...To Release Divine!

"Frank Reid" moc.deepselbac@diersicnarf wrote in message
...
I'm afraid I'm going to hear the words "Oh' Porter" fairly often from
Frank. Of course I'll be getting a few pieces of fur and feather myself
for the troubles of toting him and his wares.

Allen

Damn doctors office called whilst I was out. Gave my wiff directions on
what I could eat and drink on Monday before the surgery. See, I figured
since I wasn't scheduled till 2:00, I could get a couple of cups of coffee
in the a.m. Noooo, now they told her! Ain't gettin' nuttin! A travesty,
I
tell ya. What are these folks doing telling my intimate medical secrets
to
some bimbo that happens to answer the phone. Where's the privacy in that!
NO COFFEE!!!!
Frank "caffeine free" Reid