Mark Bowen top posted this:

Ken what make you such a dickless twit?

Op --Oh God,what did I ever do to deserve even one....--

As name-calling insults go, this one is pathetic. Bad grammar,
bad punctuation, ridiculous premise and then there's the whole
top posting thing.

You've always been a laughably loveable cracker with a twisted
attitude and chip on your shoulder, but lately you're acting
like a nitwit.

If this is what you're like when you're getting laid, I gotta
tell ya, you were much more sociable as a eunuch.

--
Ken Fortenberry