Tim J. wrote:

Boy-howdy (yumpin-yiminy for you cheese-heads)! I've been floating down ****
Creek in that condition for YEARS now.

Now see, there's one of life's eternal mysteries. Every time I've heard
the expression it's been "up **** Creek without a paddle". But obviously
Mr. Johnson is correct, if you have no paddle, you're going downstream
for sure.

--
Ken Fortenberry