a county in nc has established a "beaver commission"... we don't need no
badger's to bugger. i hear they're payin 3 dollars for each beaver
bagged or buggered...dead or alive... anybody read cormac mccarthy's
"child of god"? i hear noises in attic's everwhere across carolina...

btw...the state legislators have been in the process of, and may have
completed by now, the installation of a statue on the capitol grounds in
raleigh honoring/memorializing the andy griffith show...no ****!! many
tar heels believe it's the only worthwhile bit of business accomplished
by the pols in decades...

"Barney: I've already lost two bullets in the laundry....
"Andy: And one other thing - when you send that shirt to the laundry,
unload."

"Barney: Well, like they say, the stock market is where they separate
the men from the boys. I'll see ya, boy.
Let me know if you come across one of them rare nickels with the buffalo
facing the wrong way.
Andy: I should have sold him that nickel. Then he'd have something
that's worth a nickel."


jeff (who confesses his entire andy griffith repertoire is dependent
upon the posts of a wisconsin cheesehead and a decent web search
engine...at least that's what i'm reporting when contacted by the state bar)

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