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"Paul Goodwin" wrote in message
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How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and
Southerners?

Democrats work for a living, pay their taxes, love the USA, and invest in
their kids' future.

Bu****e Republicans are more likely to lie like hell, hire illegals whenever
they can, steal when you turn your back, vote for any braggart asshole, are
more likely to molest children, suck dick, parade their religion, steal from
the church, sell weapons to the enemy, and stiff the waitress for the tip.
Unless of course if they are my friends who are Real Republicans, in which
case most have quietly determined that this one time they will probably vote
Democrat. :-))

Dave

......but Ideology Sucks! [SNICKER]
- Ken