"Ken Fortenberry" wrote...
S S Law NH wrote:
"Tim J." wrote:

How far is Austin from Houston?

About one inch on my map.


I figure you be one smart sumbitch Timmy, sweetheart. When you're through
laughing at your attempt at humor, BITE ME!

I believe Mr. Johnson's point is that your query is stupid. Although,
unlike myself, he's too polite to just come out and say so. Why would
anyone parade their ignorance and ineptitude in a public forum just to
request information that is but two or three mouse clicks away ? I mean,
really, if you're that starved for inane conversation perhaps we should
hook you up with the sock drawer dildo woman.

I think Jay was just funnin', Ken, although that's been in rather short supply
here lately and is probably more difficult to recognize. BTW, for someone that
is a few years younger than my daughter, you sure talk dirty. ;-)
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TL,
Tim
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