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Old January 24th, 2004, 07:43 AM
Mike Connor
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schrieb im Newsbeitrag
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SNIP
You're not the only good fisherman who posts here, so get over yourself.
You could leave tomorrow and this DG wouldn't miss a beat. So spare the
readers the dramatic exit the next time. Capiche?


Gadzooks! Whatīs this? Reinforcements for the Dumbo Group? Whatīs the
matter? Is your playstation broken?

I feel it only fair to draw to your attention, that one of your glorious
leaders is a politician, and apparently proud of it. This probably at least
partly explains why he is such a pain in the arse. I wonder what his voters
would say if they could read this little exchange? Councilman? Honorable??
I can hardly stop laughing!!!

"For the record, I'm a resident and property owner and registered voter
in Stanley, Idaho, population 100. I also carry resident Idaho fishing
and hunting and driver's licenses. I also hold elective office as City
Councilman. My proper title is The Honorable Stephen Thomas Barnard. :-)".

The other main rallying point is commendable for his stubbornness, and
otherwise apparently just a Dumbo, but nonetheless annoying for that.

I shall refer to you henceforth, with all due deference, as "The Honourable
Dumbo III". "zim999" just does not have the right ring to it.

Well now Honourable Dumbo III, have a nice time drumming up support, perhaps
you could try the local kindergarten first? Maybe you could even organise
the first ROFF Dumbo triumvirate? And have a nice long discussion trying to
decide who is actually the dumbest? Maybe elect Dumbo I ? Perhaps this
would keep you occupied and amused for a while, and you might even
eventually decide that you were simply being silly, and cease forthwith?

Have a word with the other Dumbos first of course. As we all know, Dumbos
are herd animals,and we wouldnīt want you upsetting the hacking order.


Dumbos are a terrible pain,
they drive sensible people insane,
they vent their dumb spleen,
turn white, blue, and green,
although they have nothing to gain.

Some Dumbos of course have balls,
this helps when they charge at brick walls,
being light in the head,
they donīt end up dead,
even after so many falls.

If you meet a Dumbo take care,
your nerves it will certainly wear,
with its drivel and guff
and similar stuff,
you will end up tearing your hair.

Dumbos gather in groups,
and issue loud senseless whoops,
they have Dumbo leaders,
who are really dumb bleeders,
and make other dumbos jump hoops.

But of course a Dumbo needs pity,
and so here is some in this ditty,
it does them no good,
although really it should,
Even though they are stupid and ****ty.

MC