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Now gather round you Dumbos, and listen to my song,
it´s great to be a Dumbo, even though you´re mostly wrong,
we prance and preach, and rant and rave, regardless of the rest,
and when it comes to downright foolishness, we are by far the best.

So come along and join the fold, and then I guarantee,
that if you put your mind to it, you´ll be a Dumbo just like me.
Ignore what other people say, they are influenced by sense,
we are not sidetracked by such crap, we are gloriously dense.

If you want to argue do so, as a Dumbo you are free,
you need no brains, or logic, take no responsibility,
**** on folks, and get them riled, it really is quite fine,
keep practicing my Dumbo friend, at being a Dumbo swine.

Logic? Cast it to the winds, Truth? No use at all,
gather up your Dumbo wits, and charge right at the wall,
when you fall, as fall you will, and your poor head really hurts,
just jump right up and charge again, the pain just comes in spurts.

It is lovely being a Dumbo, a completely brainless pratt,
who needs manners? Or common sense? Dumbos don´t need that.
All we need are targets, on which to vent our vengeful spleen,
"What for?" You ask "I don´t know that. Its just the Dumbo scene".

We defend our Dumbo brothers, no matter what they do,
they may be wrong, but they are Dumbos, just like me and you.
"Solidarity" is our watchword, or something very much the same,
my head hurts rather badly now, and I forget the name.

Eventually the pain wears off, and your head goes flat and square,
your brains are mush, your conscience gone, you may even lose your hair,
but worry not my Dumbo brothers, victory is well within your reach,
don´t let the clever fellows win the day, stick your Dumbo head into the
breach.

When you are feeling lonely, and know not what to do,
remember there are lots of Dumbos, who feel the same as you,
of course we are just Dumbos, but strong and stubborn to the last,
just a few more years of this, and the worst phase will have passed.

Recruit another Dumbo, have him rally to the Dumbo flag,
explain how you became a Dumbo, and how it was a drag,
but then almost blinded by glorious Dumbos old and new,
you joined the ranks, and yelled paroles, and became a Dumbo too.

The clever fellows can not win, they just don´t have a chance,
because there is no arguing, when a Dumbo takes the proper stance,
just lower your head, and charge full tilt, this will ruin their poise,
and don´t forget while charging, to make a lot of senseless noise.

Gibberish and drivel, are among our very greatest aids,
Lies and libel are also good, when making Dumbo raids,
Some may laugh and point at you, ignore them, they are jealous,
there is no greater sight on earth, than a Dumbo being zealous.

Take pride my Dumbo friends, you carry such a long tradition,
since very early times, we´ve driven hordes of men to their perdition,
One day, mark well my words, all those with sense, will fade and die,
and the world be ruled by Dumbos, for Dumbos, just like you and I.

MC