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From: Mike-Connor (Mike Connor)

I thought perhaps you would like a little help with recruitment? One
WebTV fan is a miserable result.

Typical response from a self-important bore, to attack the ISP. rest
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Wow! A really first class Dumbo!! Two posts to this newsgroup, at least
under that name, and already a Star! ( I corrected the attributions, can´t
leave that to Dumbos, nobody would understand anything).

Mr Honorable Dumbo III, you have my heartiest congratulations!

I would have asked you to point out where I attacked an ISP. But being an
absolutely prime Dumbo, who is quite obviously also so ashamed of his
provider, that he imagines any reference to it is an attack, and is also far
too shy to post under his own name, you would probably not be able to grasp
my meaning, so I will refrain.

Dumbos rail at this and that,
a Dumbo is a brainless ****,
ashamed of his own ISP,
and hides his name for fear we´ll see
that he´s dumber than a lump of scat.

He´s just another Dumbo louse,
a cowering anonymouse,
two posts in, with his head down,
this Dumbo really goes to town,
he´s really bringing down the house.

They´ll probably make him Dumbo staff,
which will give us all a laugh,
Dumbos simply can´t refrain,
from causing themselves awful pain,
and then they wail and chaff.

This one´s really hot you see,
Mr.Honorable Dumbo number three,
his posts are only very few,
just about his own IQ,
a first class Dumbo, wild and free.

Take heart you Dumbos, after all,
a really prime Dumbo has heard the call,
aid and abet him, gather round,
add your clamour to the sound,
of a Dumbo in free fall.

Of course he too will hit the bricks,
that´s one of Dumbos standard tricks,
his head will swell, and he´ll be dizzy,
whirling, bleating, in a tizzy,
just like the other Dumbo pricks.

Some think Dumbos should be saved,
so we could laugh at how they raved,
my opinion this is not,
real prime Dumbos, should be shot,
if they have not behaved.

Hanging Dumbos is not good,
their heads and necks are just like wood,
and this destroys our fervent hope,
that they´ll be strangled by the rope,
which of course they should.

Angry Dumbos are a riot,
of course they´re very rarely quiet,
a really angry Dumbo bloke,
may quite possibly have a stroke,
or perhaps one might apply it?

Poison, knives, burnt at the stake,
may make a Dumbo take a break,
the best way though is just to write,
and watch the Dumbo reply ****e,
some Dumbos really take the cake.

Dumbos can´t use simple tools,
Dumbos of course are abject fools,
they may perhaps have had a brain,
but now its gone right down the drain,
and this is why a Dumbo drools.

Beware the Dumbo then my son,
´cause just when you think you´ve won,
the nasty little turd comes back,
to spread his awful Dumbo cack,
Dumbos think that´s fun.

Dumbos bleat, and whine and lie,
Not even Dumbos know quite why,
Most folks hope and beg and pray,
on some bright and glorious day,
that all the Dumbos die.

MC