In article WTZRb.2462$fZ6.89@lakeread06, d
says...
damn...ever since the camping trauma on hazel creek, i get pure vexed up
and often confuse my beers with bears.


If you twist its top off with your bare hands and consume the
contents, it's probably a bear. If it does that to you, it's
most likely a bear.

HTH,
Kevin