Jeff Miller wrote in news:WTZRb.2462$fZ6.89
@lakeread06:

damn...ever since the camping trauma on hazel creek, i get pure vexed up
and often confuse my beers with bears.



A German tour guide in Tubingen once told the tour group I was on about how
the moat that surrounded a certain castle wouldn't hold water, so they
filled it with beers.

Scott