"Scott Seidman" wrote in message
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Jeff Miller wrote in
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@lakeread06:

damn...ever since the camping trauma on hazel creek, i get pure
vexed up
and often confuse my beers with bears.



A German tour guide in Tubingen once told the tour group I was on
about how
the moat that surrounded a certain castle wouldn't hold water, so
they
filled it with beers.

Counterproductive. If you want to keep people OUT, it were better to
fill it with bears.

Wolfgang