Frank Church wrote in
9.11:
Seventy one big ones today! If'n I'da knowed I'd live this long I'da
taken better care of myself. 
Rhymes with fun Frank,
And as it is your birthday you should have
something of a Hallmark moment!
The image on the card ...
A picture of a curmudgeonly den
littered with fishing paraphernalia,
photographic examples of 'nekkid',
hundreds of polystyrene cups,
and a PC.
Inside is writ
(in the largest font possible):
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Though you may doubt their worth,
And think their merits be slight,
Whether in sadness or mirth,
Your posts bring a moment's delight.
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Have a good'un.
:-)
Steve {Okay! how many threw up? ... 8-}