"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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"NattyBumppo" nbumppoREMOVE_at_yahoo.com wrote in message
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......I've got a LOT of catching up to do!

Um......let's see......Frank is still alive.....and so is Frank.....yeah,
it's a ****in' miracle. Jeff seems to have disappeared (but then, so have
I......um....briefly or otherwise....well, depending on who you ask) while
Jeff (the one with the specks) is as frisky as ever. George is
dead.....but
don't tell Jacci....she gets upset over **** like that. Dave is still
suffering from multiple personality disorder. Um......Steve is MIA
(sorta),
or truncated, or a homo. Wayne......well, that's kinda complicated.
Roger
is coming to Penn's.....Dave ain't.....well, sorta. Mike ain't going to
Sweden, Roger is (well, he HAS to go home sometime, right?), and Dave
ain't......um......Jarmo is.....I think.

Meanwhile, Mike and Mike have disappeared, as have Richie, Mark, and
Ernie.....but Ernie came back. Joe has not yet gone up in a
fireball.......yeah, it's a ****in miracle. Joel doesn't say
much......but
he's watching. Last time I saw Dave he was passed out in a lawn chair on
the banks of Penn's, waiting for a hatch that didn't wait for him. Dave
didn't make it to Penn's. Dave did.

John lost weight.....a little....the hard way. Ken found Jesus; rumors
about what ensued are just that. Tom gave up the spook business and now
installs septic systems. Wayno gave up liquor and women.......yeah, I
know,
like THAT'S a surprise. Cyli has been bouncer for about a year.....and
there's talk of impeachment. Somebody left the back door open and a snake
got in. Um........oh yeah, Willi quit the dog business.....he's a
stockbroker on Wall street......yah, I know, like THAT'S a surprise.
Warren
grew up.......mph....mph.....HAHAHAHAHA....God, I crack me up!

Mmmmm......let's see now.....o.k., I remember....Bill got all of what
George
was smokin.....John and Dave are STILL ****ed about that, lemme tell ya!
There's been a lot of loose talk about a Nawth Cackalackian invasion of
northern Europe.....or vice versa.....one of those dominance
thingies....you
know. East is east and west is west and never the comara.....um.....well
****, how did that go?

Film sucks. Digital swallows.

Long rods are infinitely superior to short ones which, in turn, outshine
long ones in every way. Maine moved to Wisconsin.....don't ask me.

Bruschetta, in it's original form (according to the latest RNAse tests) is
most emphatically anadromous and NOT potadramous, thus making anything
found
in Lake Michigan something else entirely. Canoes are indubitably the best
platform from which to fish.....assuming you live on a planet in which
nothing else exists. Wading has been demonstrated to be the most
dangerous
leisure time activity in the world......unless you wear the right kind of
waders with or without the proper U.S. Coast guard approved PFD....and
wading belt.....and a collapsible wading staff (I swearatagod they
actually
DO make COLLAPSIBLE WADING STAFFS......or staves, if you will) or not.

Shakespeare wasn't.....or maybe so.

Wolfgang
who, incidentally, is doing very well, thank you very much, with his vow
of
silence.

p.s.
welcome back.



Most entertaining, Wolfgang. I don't know **** about most those people and
I'm laughin' my ass off...

Snakefiddler- better watch those cracks around your back door....