"Ken Fortenberry" wrote...
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No, wait, don't
tell us, just wave your limbs at us

I hate to go off topic g, but I have a friend who is a triple amputee (both
arms and one leg.) He was involved in a tragic car accident as a teenager, but
feels very fortunate to be alive and still with it. One of the things we do when
we get together (and following a drink or two) is make up "What do you call a
person with no arms and no legs. . ." jokes. Sick, I know, but some are fairly
clever.

You've all heard "What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a swimming
pool?"
A: Bob

Here are some more (or less) originals:

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs. . .
.. . . rolling on the beach? A: Sandy
.. . . hanging on the wall? A: Art
.. . . standing in a corn field? A: Colonel
.. . . standing in the middle of a stage? A: Mike
.. . . sitting on the grill? A: Chuck
.. . . in your pocket? A: Penny
.. . . coming over a hill in the east? A: Dawn
.. . . in your mailbox? A: Bill

I could go on, but shouldn't. I have to think up another before my next visit
with him.
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TL,
Tim
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