got this in ane-mail from a friend and with the weather the way it is I
thought the time was just right to pass it along to everyone ... hope you
all enjoy : - ))

Every Saturday morning he goes fishing. He gets up early and eager,
makes his lunch, hooks up his boat and off he goes...all day long.
Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his
lunch
made, puts on his long johns, grabs the dog and goes to the garage to
hookup his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes. Coming out
of his garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Minutes later, he returns to the garage. He comes back into the house
and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad
weather all day long, so he puts his boat back in the garage, quietly
undresses and slips back into bed. There he cuddles up to his wife's
back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out
there
is terrible."

To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my
stupid husband is out fishing in that ****?"