"Mike Connor belches and burps his way in message:
Write a *belch* book, on
*fart*
*burp* about
old "belch* *burp* *fart*
farts?

Or you could simply stop being bloody silly. It might not earn you any
money, but that is not what it is all about anyway:

MC
.....................
Nope.

*burp*

try

again please.

V. D. loP