"Jeff Miller" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:


In my dreams, I pull a bottle of KY jelly out of my vest, get the guy's
attention, and say "Hey....nothin's bitin'...wanna try another way to
pass
the time?" That oughta clear the stream PRONTO.


um...without regard to the possible freudian interpretation of such a
dream...

It's a waking dream, silly. Like the one about being able to sit in my front
yard with a .223, clear the neighborhood of stray dogs once and for all, and
have the cops stop by afterward with a case of Molson.


you "oughta" consider the alternative possibility that you might
simply discover/encourage a new fishing companion.

Yeah....I suppose the plan could go wrong. Someone has to come with another
idea. Wait...I have it! Bring my ex mother-in-law, who talks so much that
I've seen people try to hang themselves with their belts. Sic her on the
other fishermen.....