My son thinks we're going to hang around the house all day tomorrow so he
can skateboard. I say we're going fishing. What tasteless, odorless
substance can I put in his breakfast so he will either be 100% agreeable,
or
lie quietly in the bed of the pickup truck while I fish? It's supposed to
rain Sunday, so this is important. Stop laughing and come up with some
suggestions.

Legal to administer to minors without a prescription? Difficult. How 'bout
a 16 year old cheerleader? That'll get a rise outta him.

--
Frank Reid
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