"Carl Nisarel" wrote in message
s.com...
Attempting to imitate Eddie Haskell writing poetry for the
first time, Warren wrote --

The benefits of storing
it under my seat outweigh the negatives IMO because my old
truck is very easy to break into.

That seems odd. You keep it stored there even though it could
be easily stolen?



Although it may not be illegal, he *will* get a chilly reception from the
cops if the car's broken into. That happened to a friend of mine.
Fortunately, the thieves didn't look in the map pocket behind the driver's
seat. The cop's attitude went from helpful to "what an asshole you are" when
my friend reached in the pocket and found the gun still there. My friend
believes the cop began writing MUCH more gently, to be sure that the 11th
carbon copy of the police report was 100% illegible (as opposed to the usual
95%).