Charlie Choc wrote:
Ken Fortenberry wrote:

and if frogs had wings they wouldn't bump
their asses on the ground every time they took a step.

Wings help while walking, eh? A bit of constructive criticism: it
would make more sense to say "all the time" instead of "every time
they took a step".

Thanks for your thoughtful criticism, but I can't take credit for
that classic country adage and while your version does indeed make
more sense, I'm loath to fiddle with the classics.

--
Ken Fortenberry