"Wolfgang" wrote in message
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Arriving at his cabin ten minutes later, Joel wonders why I am sitting in
front of his door in my van with no pants on.

Probably the only truth to the whole damn story.


Wolfgang
who is proud to say that he never messed his britches throughout the
adventure.



If I've told Frank once, I've told him a hundred times LEAVE THE DAMN BEARS
ALONE!!!! I swear, ever since the Black Bears started eating tourists in
the Smokies, the word has begun to spread in Beardom that humans taste JUST
LIKE CHICKEN!!! Now I do have to say in Frank's defense, that Tom
Littleton's suggestion that we drizzle Sardine oil all around Frank and
Wolfgang's campsite was a little crass and might lead the bear astray. It
appears this was the case!! Rudie didn't think it would be necessary as he
was already counting on selling off what was left of Frank and Wolfgang's
gear after the bear had dined. Seems he was quite well aware of the bear
and thought having a camper or two eaten by one would make the campground
famous and he could charge admission not to mention the influx of bear
hunters in the winter!
--
Wayne
To Fish is Human...To Release Divine!